Hot brats don’t pay, we have idiots lined up just like you to fund everything! Our hair, nails, grocery, mortgages... it’s all on your dime. I’ll never have to touch my savings account. I’ll always have losers like you begging for my receipts and tabs. My life is totally debt free, unlike yours, but you don’t care. You know this is your purpose... the only way to feel useful. Sending and funding makes your horny and no matter how hard you may try... you’ll never be able to stop. You’ll be a Human ATM forever. Now, flood my email with gift cards and tribute notices. You need this, duh.