So, I got a call from my friend who asked me to him in a cheap motel. We've known each other forever and, yeah, I thought it was a little strange that he asked me to go there, but I figured he had a good reason. Turns out, he'd been concerned about having a lump on one of his testicles. He couldn't tell and he was afraid to go to the doctor. What are friends for, right? I give him a THOROUGH examination. Probably the most thorough his balls have ever been examined. I mean, you can't tell these things by looking, right? Sometimes you have to touch them. Lick them. Even suck his cock to see how they respond, you know? How many doctors do you know will do THAT during a routine ball examination? I should have gone to med school. Only thing I saw wrong with them was that when I was done, they seemed a little blue.