Don't you think its kind of sad that you need me to jerk off all the time? You have to jerk off for hours sometimes to get your little pee pee to squirt when you jerk off on your own, but I can get you to squirt on command. Well, sometimes a little bit too earlier. Right? Haha Ill use that to my advantage and play a little game. I bet you cant make it to the end of my cum countdown without squirting. If you win, Ill let you watch me masturbate. If I win, I want you to go up to the counter of a pharmacy, and ask them for the SMALLEST condoms that they sell! Tell them that yours is really tiny, so you need the smallest ones possible. Can you do that? Because you know that I'm probably going to win, right? I can get you to cum whenever I want.  Now pull out your lube and put a couple little drops on your wee wee, and let me playfully tease you and call your small little penis different names.