*PREVIEW HAS NO SOUND* It’s a special day for a loser like you! You see this nice, long dildo I have? You get to watch me fuck myself with it! I’ll enjoy every second of it, and you’ll enjoy fantasizing about what it would be like to actually satisfy a woman. After looking at this dildo, then looking down between your legs, you know you’ll never measure up. You’ll never make me cum like this toy can. You’ll never know what it feels like to go deep inside of a pussy- your dick is too short! It must be so frustrating! At least you can stroke your tiny dick to me being pleasured by a real cock…