You're my loser roommate who doesn't get any action. So I decide to brag about my date and the amazing ✱✱✱ we just had on this couch. I know you had your ear pressed to your bedroom door listening to him ✱✱✱✱ me. Oh, and that rent money you gave to me earlier this week- I used it to buy these heels and dress. And ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱. This will be our new dynamic. I'll be using your wallet to get dressed up for another man. And you will get to hear all about it while ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ his ✱✱✱ off my perfect feet.