I’m sitting down to drink coffee and am irritated by an itchy feeling in my bra. I scratch and scratch  and it doesn’t go away so I have to lift my shirt and check my bra. What do I see? A tiny man hitchhiking inside my bra cup. Clinging on to my tit like his life depends on it. WTF? I RECOGNISE THEIR TINY FACE! It can’t be?! I can’t believe it’s you, my boyfriend, how long have you been in there?
How did you get this tiny? You were that desperate to get inside your girlfriend’s that you shrunk yourself? 
To be fair, you look so cute this tiny. A little bite size boyfriend. 

You did this to yourself, so now I will have my fun with your tiny body, Not regretting it are you? You fit so well inside my giant mouth. You taste pretty good. 

Oh my god, I didn’t mean to swallow you whole, it was an accident. I am so distraught, what do I do? Will anyone find out about this?