You're a giant fucking fatass, aren't you? Of course you are! When you take your clothes off do you see how big your tits are? You have bigger tits than most women! You don't get to fuck, women won't want to fuck a giant fat fuck like you. Since you can't get a woman you only have yourself to play with! No woman would ever want to take the time to lift all of your rolls to find your tiny, fat boy dick under all of that fat. News flash! You don't need a woman so you can play with tits, you have your own! You can have fun with your own tits, pretend they are real women tits. You want to make it more believable for yourself? Better get rid of any hair you have on your chest. After you make your chest nice and soft you can get some massage oil and grease those fat boy tits right up. They will will be nice and slippery so you can rub your hands over your smooth fat titties. You can even put on more weight to have bigger tits! You could even oil your ass up too and have that to play with. Fat fucking fatties like you don't get laid, you don't get to touch a woman's tits or ass, so you have to go for the next best thing - your own!