I was shocked to come across my college professor's dick pic on the "swipe right/swipe left" app last night! I end up confronting him while we're alone in his lecture room. Not to bribe or threaten him necessarily, but because I want to see that big thick penis for myself. I'm pleasantly surprised to see that he has big testicles as well. I'm going to jack that big penis and squeeze his nuts until he ejaculates all over my hands. He won't be needing that app anymore after today!