I walk into my home to find you stealing from me. You picked the wrong house young man. Little do you know that I like to gobble up young men! I ✱✱✱ you right up and then get out of my pants and shirt to show off my ✱✱✱, bloated belly. With you sloshing around in my gut, making me burp, I slap and jiggle my belly until you digest. (✱✱✱ non-✱✱✱✱)