What are you doing here? You're trespassing in my house, and I am well within my right to do whatever I want to you. But first, I want you to answer a question of mine. How big are you? I'd say about 5-6 inches tall and about two pounds max? That's right? Perfect... You see, I've been working out lately. Trying to bulk up. And one of my goals is to get a bigger, fatter ass. To achieve that, I need a really good, rich source of protein. And as luck would have it, that rich source of protein just happened to trespass in my house! That's right, you're that protein, you are going to make my ass bigger. I'm going to eat you! I'm going to swallow you whole! That way, I can absorb my protein and nutrients from you. You'll bloat my tight stomach as you roast within me, getting broken down little by little by my stomach acids. And then, you'll be nothing but protein and fat on my ass.