Just me having fun, I found the script for the Bojack Horseman episode "Free Churro", which is made of one introduction scene and then one long monologue as he gives his mother's eulogy. You can completely understand everything that is being talked about, even if you haven't seen the show. And it doesn't spoil anything major (apart from this specific episode) if you want to watch the show but haven't gotten around to it. There's even a costume change. I'm not doing it naked. But if you want to see a... performance ? you won't see elsewhere on this site, it's for you ! It's also great if you want to Fight Big Streaming and fuck Netflix over. I'm not doing this as well as Will Arnett, but eh, at least we're fighting capitalism.