I really need help studying for our theatre final, and you’re the nerdiest I know... so here I am. I know you’ve had a hard on for me for awhile, but what I can’t understand is how you’ve never had a steady girlfriend. I mean, you aren’t hideous. You’re actually kind of cute. So, why don’t you show me. Take out your cock and let’s get you truly satisfied so we can study... oh. Well, NOW I know why you’ve never gotten laid. Look at your tiny micro dick! Now THIS is hilarious! Since you can’t resist me, keep stroking that tiny worm of yours as I humiliate you even further. This is going to make the entire school laugh in unison. What a productive study session!