"Rumors fly so fast at work, don't they? I mean, someone could tell one person something, and by 9:30am the entire office has heard about it. And... Well, I heard a little something about you! I don't like to listen to every rumor, but this one I needed to find out for myself. Do you have any idea what I'm talking about? It's a LITTLE something... haha... if you know what I mean. I heard that you have a tiny little cock. I need to find out for myself. I need to see it right now. Take off your pants, or do I need to pull them down for you? I burst out laughing when I see your little dick. I make fun of it, humiliate you for having a small dick, encourage you to play with it so I can see the little dickie cum, and tease you about work.  I'll make sure to take some pics and video of your small penis as for my friends. They will love it!"