I received this package today in the mail. I haven't opened it yet. It's from this lady that I met online. She told me that her partner is one of my biggest fans, and she just needed to send me something. Her only request was that I film myself opening it. What can it be? I'm kind of scared. I open the package. It looks pretty empty... but there's a note... "My partner is a huge fan of yours. He always talks about how he wishes the balloons that you play with were him. So, I decided to give him exactly what he wants. You will find him inside of this box. Please do as you wish with him. Thank you" What!?! How is he inside of this box? There is only a balloon. That's all that's in here.... Did she...? Did she somehow transform into a balloon? Alright, this is kind of weird.  I suppose I could inflate it. This is so strange. So, I wonder what he would have wanted. I could squish him with my hands, sit on him, make him all nice and wet inside, or I could pop him...  I eventually decide to blow up the balloon, stretching him until he can't take another breath of my air, until he pops into tiny latex shreds. Hmmmm... I wonder who he was.... Was it you?