I walk in wearing a casual skirt/singlet top. I grab a pickle jar and the remote control. As I channel surf and munch on the pickles I casually start playing with my pussy. I pull my grey thong to the side and finger fuck myself. I quickly get really wet but my face stays just mindlessly flipping channels, completely vacant as I touch myself. Even as I start to squirt all over the carpet and couch - I just keep vacantly channel surfing and munching on my snack. I end up making such a HUGE wet mess everywhere and I don't even seem to notice...

If you're a fan of my squirting this one has a LOT of squirts! It's messy/taboo and has that mindless/vacant look.