I inflate a blue 17 inch crystal balloon while sitting on my couch wearing a tank top, leather pants, and high heels. I play with the balloon as it increases in size. Lick it, rub my fingers across it, and show you the wet streaks that are forming inside of the balloon. When the balloon is a normal size, I ask you if I should tie it off. You tell me to keep blowing because you want it big! I ask if you are sure, then continue inflating. The balloon gets bigger. I ask you if you are sure that you want me to keep going.... I tell you that I will just keep inflating until you ask me to stop. I hope you know what you're doing... because this balloon is getting really big, and could pop at any moment. You try to tell me to stop blowing, but I can't hear you with all of the inflating....