Custom clip: Wear a bright bikini and say that you were on a trip to Canada and were suntanning on a grassy hill. You turn around and bend over and show off your body. You say you were tanning and something cold on your legs... and it moved up over your stomach and between your breasts. You looked down and saw one of THESE...and you hold up a picture of a boa constrictor to the camera. You say you were furious that this disgusting piece of shit touched your body. So you grabbed it by the neck and sat up and held it away from yourself...you were going to throw it but then had a better idea...you held it by the head and neck and twisted as hard as you could. It was super hard and strong...it slithered all over your legs but you felt its neck s n a p and its whole body starting flopping, and its mouth opened. It went limp and you laughed! You knew it was somebody's pet but oh well, and you laughed some more and flung its body in the river. You rip the page of paper and say all snakes are better off dead, and put your hands on your hips and smile.