You and your wife invite me over to hang out one night. She and I have been friends forever, I know how she can get after a few glasses. Tonight is no different. Right in front of you, she starts going in about the way I dress, how I show my cleavage off to men, etc. She does the exact same thing though! THEN she tries to tell me that HER big tits are better and challenges me to a tit fight. Wait til you see who comes back the winner...hint...it's me!