I heard that you have this massive dick, and I want to see it! What's wrong?!? It's not big? Oh whatever! All of the girls were saying that your cock is huge! They were like, "It's 9 inches or bigger!" Can you show it to me? Look, I don't care if it's not 9 inches.... I just want to see your dick. Take it out, show it to me, and cum for me. Okay, I am going to count to 5, and I want you to take your pants off! One, two, I am not kidding, three.... four... five.... I burst out laughing when I see your tiny dick!!!! That's not even close to 9 inches! It's so small! Those girls were messing with me when they told me you had a big dick! It's like it never even grew, or something happened where it shrunk! Maybe you stood in front of the machine from that movie in the 90's, and it shrunk your dick. What's it called... Oh yeah... "Honey, I Shrunk His Dick!" I have you stroke your tiny penis with 2 fingers for me while I continue to tease and humiliate you. I'll give you a quick cum countdown at the end, and I want you to cum in my hand.