I saw you moving into the house down the street and thought you were pretty hot, so why not invite you over? I mean, I’m kinda lonely and it’s always nice to add another attractive man to my line up. I see how horny you’re getting while in my presence, so why don’t you let me help you with that? Don’t be shy, take out that cock and let me jerk it for you. LOL, what is that?! Oh my god, that thing is the smallest “dick”I’ve ever seen. Yeah, I’m not touching that. But you’re still turned on, aren’t you? Why don’t you jerk it off for me? You know you want to relieve yourself, and this is great content to laugh about with my friends. They’re going to be just as amused as I am. Well, neighbor, this was certainly a turn of events. I’m obviously not attracted to you in the slightest anymore, I like my men huge and you won’t add up, ever. But... seeing how you submit under female power could prove as a valuable source of entertainment. In the meantime, do what you can for that inchworm, loser