There you are! I've been looking for you everywhere! What the fuck is this shit? Where are all of my Christmas presents? You mean this is it!!!??? Are you fucking serious? After everything I've done for you this is what you get me? A fucking pair of socks!? I mean I know your a broke loser because I'm always taking your money, but I expected to at least get your Christmas bonus.Then again your so fucking useless I doubt you even got one. STOP LOOKING AT ME! Your broke ass doesn't deserve to see this pussy. Heres whats going to happen. Your going to go to.... DO NOT INTERRUPT ME! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CHRISTMAS! Your going to go to your bank and get me my money! The banks not open? Well then you better get your Pay-Pig ass over to Santas Workshop and steal whatever he's got! I don't care if you'll be put on the naughty list, I want my presents! I WANT ALL OF THEM! And steal me a reindeer while your at it. I can get some serious money for Rudolph on the black market. If you don't come back with at least 1 million dollars worth of stuff I'm going to make sure you have a "Blue Christmas." ......... A BLACK AND BLUE CHRISTMAS. Now move your ass you broke fuck.