I'm your Boner Doctor and I'm here to remind you how tiny, useless, and pathetic your dick is... can you even properly jerk off? I don't think you can so I want to see. Pull your pants down and leave them around your ankles. Get that microscopic penis out. Now you're going to show Me how you rub your dick because you can't actually jerk off with your full hand. It's too small! The big, massive cocks get to cum wherever they want. But you? You don't get that release.