Lily and Caireen are at a spa day waiting for 8 tiny men to come massage us, but only you showed up. We berate you but we really want our massage, so we let you try to do your best. You are much too small to massage both of us. We continue to berate you, telling you how worthless and pathetic you are and reminding you that legally, women are allowed to crush, eat, or destroy any of you shrunken men for any reason. You disappoint us, so we decide to start fucking with you. We pluck your arm off and eat it to see how bad you are with only one arm left! We tell you to shut up and stop crying and screaming, it's so annoying. You need to try to massage us with only one arm left! Nope, that's even worse. We pluck your other arm off and eat it, describing the taste and texture to you. Then we tease you more by forcing you to roll around on our big feet, using your entire body to massage us! When we get tired of that, we pull your legs apart like a wishbone and each gobble one down. We make you roll around on our feet again, calling you names, being mean and comparing you to a tater tot! Once we finally tire of you, we debate which of us will eat your torso and which will have your head. We describe the textures and flavors to you as you cry in horror, before we rip you in half and swallow you up. GULP!