Congratulations for treating yourself to a Sexbot5000 this holiday season! Let me take you on the tour of all of my features and special new operating system to make your experience more delightful and fullfilling than reality. Reality- upgraded! There is one minor glitch, automatic updates cannot be turned off during the first ten days of use. This may result in the Model unexpectedly powering down. On the bright side, my AI is newer, faster and smarter than ever.