Hey, son! I'm so sweaty and stinky. I'm so tired. You said there's a new therapy that I can try? You said all the new moms are trying it? Okay, well I can try anything at least once. It's called, "Relaxation Therapy." It says that this revolutionary therapy is evidence-based in several clinical studies. It also says that the therapy must be completed with a therapy partner for the best possible results. I guess that's you? Okay. It says to close my eyes and let my therapy partner massage my feet and thighs. Hey, you're getting really close to my pussy! Hey! Why are you smelling my pussy? It doesn't say that on the paper, does it? It does say that! Okay, well if it says it on the paper, then that must mean it's okay. If I close my eyes, then I guess it's okay, right? What's it say next? It says for you to lick my panties, then lick my pussy and asshole. I can't have you do that, son. I'm your mom! Well, I am trying to relax. I'm so stinky and sweaty. At least promise that you won't perv out over my panties. Lick my holes clean. Do what the paper says! As long as you can't see anything, then it's okay, right? Keep your eyes closed! I'm feeling so relaxed.Oh my gosh! Are you masturbating? You made such a big mess on the floor! Clean up your mess. You should not want to do this with your mommy!