Your girlfriend, my best friend in the entire world, came to me in tears. She told me you commented on her slight weight gain, and made her feel terrible about it. Who are you to judge someone's body when you have a tiny dick? Oh yes, I know all about that little thing between your legs. She told me how small it was and how sex with you, well, sucks haha! She deserves better than you and all YOU deserve from here on out, are ruined orgasms!