Yes, I'm laughing at you for being a virgin. Yes, I believe you deserve to be teased and made fun of for your lack of a sex life. I know that you're so pathetic it turns you on to hear a beautiful Woman like Me put you in your place for not amounting to much sexually. There's no point in trying to deny the truth so might as well have some fun with it with a nice little wank and treat at the end since it's the only cum you'll ever taste. Do it for Me and quickly so it doesn't go cold