Why are you outside my door? Really? Look, this is getting ridiculous and we both know it. We're supposed to be friends, but you've been desperate for my attention and desperate to fuck me for so long. I already know exactly what you're like - you're a weak little bitch who wouldn't come CLOSE to landing a woman like me. Losers like you don't deserve to have the women they want. In fact, losers like you get to watch REAL men fuck hot, desirable women like me. Let me tell you exactly how a real man gets to fuck me while you jerk your loser dick in front of me. I'll even give you some instruction like the generous best friend I am.