Just because it's New Year's Eve and everyone else is out partying and having fun doesn't mean you are! Of course not, a loser like you is always just at home by yourself, playing with your loser dick. I bet you're getting hard and starting to stroke your cock just thinking about how much of a loser you are!! I can't believe you get turned on by your own pathetic life. Listen to Me remind you how worthless and alone you are while you pump your dick to your loser life. Of course, you won't get to cum. That privilege is reserved for Real Men. Have fun humping your hand alone while everyone else in the world (including Me!) is out partying and ringing in the new year!