Sometimes I think we all need a reality check. I'm going to give you some tough love. And because sometimes maybe you tune me out, i've brought my friend Zea to give an honest assesment of your "cock". She didn't believe me when I told her how small it was so I thought you could just whip it out in person. We're going to tear you down, and put you in your place. It's for your own good you know. We'll give you our honest thoughts about your relationship and sexual prospects. We'll give you actual real life comparisons to our favourite sized dildoes and show you a dildo we got in the same size as your cock. When you see it next to our curvy figures, you'll realize just how tiny you are. I could jerk you off between my toes! You know you need this reality check.