This is a custom video! Contact me if you’d like your own! It’s the end of senior year! Too bad for you, you won’t be graduating. After tormenting you all year, I’m happy to give you a rundown off all the reasons why you’ll be repeating senior year. As if missing over half the school year in the hospital with broken bones and concussions wasn’t enough, you were suspended by me for indecent exposure (football team stripped you and made him crawl naked in the halls), trespassing (football team threw you off the roof into dumpster), destruction of property (football team broke multiple port-a-potties by slamming your face into the toilets), and breaking bathroom policy (football team dumped your lunch into the toilet and made you eat there). You complain that none of this is your fault. You came to me for help, and instead I helped the football team bully you more. You heard me tell the football coach to lock you in the locker room with the team so they could beat you up without interference while the coach filmed! Ha! Yes, of course I’m behind all the suffering you’ve endured. And I’m making sure it doesn’t end any time soon. You won’t be graduating, and you’ll be here for summer school so I can make sure you’re being beat up all year long!