The world economy is collapsing and the stock market is in shambles but this is not going to affect your investment habits. You've been scared to spend during these chaotic times, but I'm here to tell you that NOW is the time to invest, when stocks are at an all-time low. You're a dummy and you're not going to want to miss out on this opportunity. You are going to transfer even more money to your banker, knowing that your money is safe with Me.