Im your tutor in our college math class and your name is Jamie. Your mommy hired me because you're still having some trouble. I sit down and see you. I realize you're a lot smaller than i thought. I also notice you're wearing a sesame street shirt and velcro light flashing cars shoes. I giggle and ask if you're in the wrong class and ask where your mommy is. I ask if i need to take you back to the kindergarten class. I laugh and you
tell me you're in the right class. I giggle and agree to tutor you anyway as i shake my head. I then start trying to teach you math. But all of a sudden i smell something. I wrinkle my nose ad ask what that smell is. I look at you and gasp and say "Jamie, you didn't..." "Please tell me you didn't go poopy in your pants just now..." i laugh and babytalk and mock you "Awww did wittle Jamie go poopoo in his pampers?" I wave my hand infront of my nose and you deny it. I then say i need to check your bum and realize you're actually wearing a diaper. "What the heck? You're wearing actual Pampers with sesame street characters on the front?" I laugh and say "Wow Jamie, I thought you were a big boy, looks like I need to drop you off at daycare huh?" "Peeyeww someones a stinky boy Jamie!" "Jamie, do you need a diapee change?" "Did you go poopoo and peepee in diapee? I then laugh and ask if i need to change you because you're mommy isn't around and i know she must be changing your diapers. I say "Okay Jamie let's change that stinky bum bum. We don't want you to get a rash huh?" I keep babytalking you and ask what would you do if i told people at school you were still going number two in diapers all day. I then tell you your nickname is Mr Poopy Pants and that I'm gonna write Stinnky Jamie as your name on the math test. I laugh and say I'm gonna tell the teacher she has to bring extra pampers incase you have an accident and tell her all about your number two accidents in your diapers. I change you and mock you more and then say "well I guess that's enough tutoring for one day, maybe next time we can work on getting you potty trained Jamie!" I pinch your cheeks and tell you buh byes time for nap time.