I walk into the room wearing a black bra and panties, and carrying an uninflated 17 inch clear Tuftex balloon. I sit behind the small table, and begin inflating the crystal clear balloon.  The balloon quickly begins getting wet streaks inside of it. I lick the balloon with my tongue, and run my hands against it. I partially deflate the balloon, so that I can re-inflate it to make it even wetter!  I show you the balloon. It's so pretty! I tell you that I love nice wet juicy balloons. I like making them nice and wet before they explode! What do you think, should we pop this balloon?!? I think we should! But I have a surprise for you... I am going to pop this balloon facing directly towards you. So all of my spit and everything is going to go right in your face! It's going to be amazing! Haha!  Now let's pop this sucker! I hope you don't get too scared. It's probably going to be really scary, really loud... and really really wet! I hope you're ready. The balloon is getting really tight too. So it's not going to be too long before it bursts. I hope you're ready! Haha! No closing your eyes, and no plugging your ears! ...Kaboom!