HWSN After Hours Holiday Edition! Today's Special is a BODY MASSAGER. HWSN customer favorite host, Taylor, is here today to show you how amazing this magic wand is and what it can do. We take a testimonial call from Susan in Wyoming and then we segue into today's LIGHTNING DEAL! Today's lightning deal is a book that is actual trash so Taylor takes it upon herself to show how HOT this book is (by lighting it on fire)... then we have some technical difficulties and switch to a Shake your tiddies Weight commercial* before resuming the broadcast and then showcasing how powerful the body massager is. (ok hi so this is an HSN parody, obvs, and I am selling you a hitachi... we take a testimonial call and then my producer tells me that we are switching to our lightning deal of the day which happens to be 50 shades of gray. I talk about how this book is not romantic and how it is not an accurate representation of BDSM or a safe, consensual relationship sooo I burn it. Then we switch to a commercial where I use the shake weight just for the tiddie jiggle then we come back and I cum for you using the hitachi. tadaaa! ok love your face thanks bye)