I hope you don`t mind me just walking in, but your door was open and I need to borrow some salt. While I`m here, I hope you don`t mind if I ask you something. I don`t want to pry into your personal life, but the other day I heard you and your wife fighting. Forgive me for being so blunt, but is she as big of a bitch as she sounds? No offense, but I don`t know how you can stay married to that old hag. If I had a man like you, I`d be doing everything in my power to keep you happy. I`d let you do anything you wanted with me, and would love every second of it. Just thinking about it gets me all turned on. Do you mind if I hop on your counter here and start playing with myself? You can watch and jerk-off, and your wife never has to know. I won`t tell her if you don`t tell my parents, okay? It`ll be our little secret! Let me take this tight shirt off so you can see my perky young tits, and I don`t think I need these skimpy little jean shorts, either. Jerk off to me as I rub my pussy completely naked on the same couch your boring, ugly wife lays on! I can`t hold out any longer... let`s fuck