You’ve seen the cartoon, but you’ve never seen her quite like this. Step into my ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ dressing room for a highly ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱, slow-motion tease in my iconic red dress and purple satin gloves. I might look like a classic lounge singer, but things get delightfully naughty once the music starts playing