Here I am, minding my own business, attending to my dirty laundry when behold, I unexpectedly run into you - my roommate's boyfriend in my laundry room.  Wait? What is that I see hanging out of your pocket? Oh my god!! They are a pair of my dirty panties! You sick pervert! You were going to jerk off on my dirty panties and hope I didn't notice? Busted, sicko! Now get that dick out and start jerking it for me - or else I'm totally telling Angie what I caught you doing....