Your step-sis and I just got back from the gym, and she’s showering, leaving us alone together. It’s nothing new, I’ve known you forever. I see you watching a lame show like you’re always doing, and decide that I’m sick of staring at such a greasy loser. I wanna give you a makeover. Maybe it’ll help... probably not. But it’ll be a fun little project anyway. Get off the couch, loser. Time for a haircut and some new clothes.