Your small af dick is about to be the talk of the town. Front page news, loser! This story on how fucking gross your tiny carrot is is going to skyrocket my journalism career! Wait, why are you starting to get shy on me?! You all of a sudden thought about everyone making fun of you? Friends and family? Ugh, no way. This is my big break and I'm not about to let your indecisiveness ruin it! I'll just take a few snapshots... But, hey. What if there was a way you could fix this problem? I won't publish this humiliating story under one condition: you become my paypig of sorts. That's right. Instead of a career making me rich, YOU'RE going to make me rich! How does $500 every week sound? You don't want these photos getting leaked, do you? No, I didn't think so... Who knew you having a small dick could be so beneficial to me?!