Look...I warned you, okay? You cheated on me, and I told you the only way I'm not divorcing you is if I can have an experience of my own. And I hate having to tell you all of this over a voicemail, but it finally happened. It's been a long time since the incident and I know you thought I was never going to do it, but, well...I did it. And...I'm still doing it. I guess you can consider yourself unknowingly cuckolded. Well, knowingly now, right? You'd make a better cuckold than a husband anyway, I think...but that's really not the point. As I said, I hate doing this over voicemail, but I can never seem to get in touch with you when you're traveling for work. So I guess I'm giving you all the details this way.Â