You’re such a perverted old man, and I have evidence. You see, I found your hidden folder in your phone where you stash super risque photos of me. Photos that you’ve taken without my knowledge or consent. But it’s fine, ever since you became a part of the family I knew you were weird. Always staring when you thought I wasn’t looking, ogling at me over the dinner table. I’m way hotter than my m o m and she’s such a bitch, so I get how you’d become infatuated with her younger and sexier offspring. But, it would be a shame for her to see these photos, huh? So if you want me to keep quiet, I think you’re going to have to raise my weekly allowance...