I'm guessing you have heard the rumors that have been circulating about me. The rumors that claim that I am a witch. Why else would you have shown up on my doorstep asking for my help when we have never met before? Luckily for you, I do possess certain abilities that can enable me to grant you that which you seek. You want a better life, one without any problems, worries, responsibilities or stress. I can give you that. How can you repay me for this? Oh, don't worry. Helping poor, unfortunate souls is what I do best. Helping you will be payment in and of itself. Now, I have foreseen this meeting and have already brewed a potion for you. This potion is one that has been in my family for centuries. It is powerful, but it will indeed work. Make sure to drink every last drop. ....Well, well. It's about time you woke up. I suppose I made the potion a tad bit too strong, but it still worked perfectly. Ah, you're finally beginning to realize just how tiny you are and how large I am. That potion I gave you, it was a shrinking potion. You see, little tinies like you are now, don't have to worry about jobs, responsibilities, family issues. None of that matters anymore. When you are inside of my belly, enveloped by the warm, wet peacefulness, everything else will cease to matter. When I devour you, I am also devouring all of your problems along with you. Also, eating tinies strengthens my powers. So, you will also have the satisfaction of knowing that you helped make me even stronger and more powerful than I already am. I am going to tease you with my large mouth before I eat you. I believe the emotions it awakens in you helps to further strengthen me. And as you stare into my mouth, at my tongue, teeth and the back of my throat, awaiting the moment where I finally swallow you whole, I will reassure you that by giving yourself up to be eaten by me, you will be living the most peaceful existence from within my belly.