Those quarterly employee performance reviews used to be such a bore. At this office we want to spice things up a little. Not only are we hoping to achieve a productivity boost, but we want you to strive to be the best. The prize for the top performer is a night with me, your office slut. I've been in training for many months and I think I'm ready to give all the employees a fun little show where you all get to circle jerk while I tell you what kind of filth the best earner can expect when there's just the two of us. For now feel free to pull your cock out and cover the floor with your jizz