Hello, everyone! Today I will be testing out my latest expirement! After countless hours in the lab putting in so much effort, sweat and tears, it is finally finished and I am so excited to be the first one to try it! Now, before I ingest this, I bet you are wondering what it is. Well, if it works like how it is supposed to, this solution will cause me to grow a penis. I have wanted a penis for a long time now, and I am very, very excited to see how this will work. I will now take the solution! Oh no... I.. Feel kind of... Funny... Wow, I wonder what exactly made me collapse like that. I must have added too much of something. Well, look like it's back to the.... wait, what... What the fuck is this?! This dick... it's huge! What am I supposed to do with this?! I wanted a dick, but not one this big! This must be at least a foot long. What am I going to do?! I think I need to go lay down for a bit. Okay, so now that I have had some time to think on it, I will still consider this a success. I mean, I still managed to grow a penis, right? Albeit, it was supposed to be a regular sized penis and not this huge monster cock, but hey... still a success. I will continue to record my scientific journey with this penis. It can be saved for posterity. Now, how will I go about continuing this journey? Well, the only logical decision is to test it out. I have to make sure this penis is fully functioning, after all. So, I must jerk off... for science! It feels so good to stroke it. It looks even bigger in my tiny hands. I feel absolutely light headed from the sensations. Masturbating with this gigantic cock feels so much better than masturbating with a vagina. It's so big I can lick it just by bending my head down. I can even place it in between my cleavage and stroke it like that. I begin to lose control. The feelings of pleasure coursing throughout my body are making me lose control of myself. I quicken the pace of my stroking, alternating between hands, spitting and slobbering all over my new cock, and pressing it against my tits all while savoring all the new and amazing sensations it's granting me. When I finally cum, the orgasm is mind blowing. Although, my new monster cock does not ejaculate. I'll make a note to fix that. But still, I do believe this experiment was an amazing success. Also, perhaps I shouldn't show this video to the science committee.