I have the perfect idea for a Valentine's Day activity: I want you to dump your girlfriend for me! Think about how much time, energy, and money you've wasted on her. Instead, now it can all be devoted to me. You've been thinking about this for a while and now is the perfect time to take action! Dump her right now -- the sooner, the better!! You're sick of her anyway. You know I'm so much hotter and more fun than her! I really get you (and I make your cock wayyy harder than she does)! Dump her for Valentine's Day -- she'll never see it coming and you'll be sooo much happier without her! I'm so much better than her in every way, this is exactly what you need.