ShapesOfMelAskMes
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Mels_Ninja asked almost 3 years ago:
Would you wear a pair of bruns Y fronts on your head when you go shopping?
ShapesOfMel answered almost 3 years ago:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mels_Ninja asked about 4 years ago:
If you win the HT, what name will you give yourself?
ShapesOfMel answered about 4 years ago:
I will make a list of names you all wants and put them in the raffle box and choose one from there!
Anonymous asked about 4 years ago:
Can I get AdPeach from you, and if so, where do I insert the filler nozzle? Asking for a friend called Ninja, he is a bit shy!
ShapesOfMel answered about 4 years ago:
yes, you can get AdPeach and you can insert the filler in your cocnut ! 
therealLordD asked almost 5 years ago:
will Ian run of toilet roll?
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
if its a bet, i bet on YES !! 
therealLordD asked almost 5 years ago:
whaqt is the best mix: a clooob and a pvt or a clooob and a groupie?
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
anything with my dear ones :D
Count_Ian asked almost 5 years ago:
What is the difference between Pilates and Yoga?
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
I ll show you one day ! ask me this in the clooob please!! 
Count_Ian asked almost 5 years ago:
How would you go about getting Fulham Football Club winning next season? (asking for a friend)
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
i would go wild ! 
Count_Ian asked almost 5 years ago:
What would be your personal favourite choice of sexy outfit?
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
stockings and garters , white large blouse  and nothing else 
Count_Ian asked almost 5 years ago:
What type or genre of music will the Asthmatic Insects play?
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
Melomusic . like Melodies ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Are you going to dress BJ, Ninja and Ita in short skirts to be your backing singers? (I'll be your roadie)
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
i only have one short skirt. we ll have a draw for the winner of the skirt. the rest will go naked haahah
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
What would be the name of your Eurovision band?
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
the EUROVISION BAND 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
How many candies are in the bank Mel?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
you are the administrator of the bank !!! don t ask me ! 
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
is it a naked mind more a teaser than a naked body?
ShapesOfMel answered almost 5 years ago:
a naked mind is an empty mind. so for me , a mind dressed in knowledge is the best teaser and the sexiest thing , even better than a naked body. 
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
will you be online tonite?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
was I?
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
How can we make fun of Brun about the football score?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
lets tweet him !
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
What is you favourite thing to do to relax and chill out?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
to be with you guys ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Are you going to have a fashion show for your kitchen utensil themed lingerie? Perhaps in Paris?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
on the list ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Do you feel like petting Brun's new Twitter Avatar or muzzling it and sending it to the dog pound?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
yes, he s such a puppy ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
I think I already know the answer to this but, have we wound up Brun enough yet?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
no
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Will you be more stubborn about doing squats or arguing about banana skin?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i can t decide ! probably both 
therealLordD asked about 5 years ago:
only Ian with free entrance?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i think he asked about you all . the answer was for you all 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Will you still allow me in your room when my banana tail is fully grown?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
of course. but you ll have to show it to me 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
When Mel's motels has made you a millionaire will you still talk to us little people?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
you ll have free entrance to the Motel ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
How come you can shower quicker than you can Pee?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i prefer to keep that as a mystery 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
OK then, have you got any strange socks, perhaps some with a Zombie motif?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
the strangest ones are the dots socks 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Have you got any odd socks, by which I mean single socks with no partner rather than strange.?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
yes ! but i always find a partner for them . no matter what kind 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Do you watch any TV shows that you don't usually admit to watching because they are a bit embarrassing?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
no . i only watch intellectual tv shows. i promise
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
On a scale of falling on your bum every time you do it to Olympic downhill champ, how good is your skiing?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
its bad, that s why the candies. need to train the bum for falling ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
As a discerning gourmet Zombie, do you prefer your brains raw or sautéed in butter and garlic?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i ll never say no to butter and garlic ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Which do you think flatter your legs more, stockings, pantyhose or thights
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i ll leave this answer to you guys, You will have soon the oportunity to see and judge ! 
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
For someone that eats so much junk food, how do you keep your ass so cute and sexy?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i have 3 personal trainers who take care of it !!
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
Can you guess who asks can you guess who this is? )))
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
I can
therealLordD asked about 5 years ago:
what is the subject that should never being talked in your room?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
interesting question. but nothing comes in my mind about this now. so if i even feel uncomfortable with any kind of subject , I will say it. 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
How much to you judge someone who continually makes typos and which circle of hlel do you think they should be condemned to?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
this much 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Do you want to got to the local illicit bar for a drink of illegally distilled alcohol that will probably cause blindness? You might get arrested too, it will be fun :D
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
do they have smoothies and bitter tea to get arrested for? otherwise i can t risk for that only..
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Now you understand the question, what is your answer?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
what question? what answer? :p
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Fancy popping down the local speakeasy for some moneshine Mel?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
whats : popping down, speakeasy , moneshine ?
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Could you ever date a man who puts pineapple on Pizzas?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
nooo..that s a strong criteria ! 
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
do you prefer your peaches hairy or bald Mel?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
bald !!! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Weapon of choice when the Zombie apocalypse comes?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
Philips Lumea 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Why don't you check this club more often Mel?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i am now !!! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Why are you being so cruel and ignoring Ita?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i just don t want to disturb him and his date . i m a good girl :) 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
I was wondering Mr Shakespeare, if you wished to keep a low profile, why did you choose such a sexy disguise?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
My lips are sealed,
I can t share this secret .
therealLordD asked about 5 years ago:
what kind of dirt on the panties? this look really awful question
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
a clean dirt 
Don_ITA asked about 5 years ago:
What did bubbles say?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
like i said to lord too : what all bubbles say 
Don_ITA asked about 5 years ago:
Are you ever going to move on from being 19 ?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
I am not 19.. I am forever 19. forever doesn t go with ever. 
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
What's your favorite sex position
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
Number 35 of kamasutra 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Has my membership expired?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
yes
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
Has Ian's membership expired?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
yes
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
Can you stop asking us humiliating questions in public? )))))
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
no
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
What is an OBS widget
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
I have no idea. we should ask Charlie ! 
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
Can you share Ian's secret now?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
I can
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Spit or swallow.....the excess water from your electric flosser? (What did you think I meant?!)
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
spit in this case ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Should Theresa May call a second Brexit referendum?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
yes !!! I ll call her right away !
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Do you think the England Rugby team have a good chance of becoming 6 nations champions this year?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
hope dies last ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
What is your breakfast of choice after a hard night clubbing?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
after last night clubbing , this morning I  had quail eggs , avocado , tomatoes and cheese.
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Is it true you speak English better than an Oxford English professor and you just pretend you are still learning?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
 I am ashamed to say this ... but yes!
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Have you ever skipped anything important?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
no ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Why did no one else turn up for 'Breakfast club' ?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
because they didn t have guacamole!!
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
What was Ita's new idea Mel?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i have no idea 
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
Mel, are you in the Club?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
yesssssss
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
When are you going to publish your diaries Mel, and will they be uncensored?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
patience my dear.. patience.. 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Are you jealous of the crush Ninja has on Ita?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
I am but don t tell them, i am playing hard to get here. 
Don_ITA asked about 5 years ago:
If you could use a teleportation device only once to go anywhere in the universe and come back.. Where would you go?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i  would go to heaven. dont ask me why :) 
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
Did you wash Bonkey with your colours? Her face looks grey but on Twitter she looks white?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
she was terrified when  she kissed me . i haven t used the flosser at that time.. 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Is Galileo that bloke off Big Brother?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
what is bloke off? 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Which current celbrity or famous person from history would you most want to spend an evening stargazing with?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
Galileo
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Why can't I think of any good questions today?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
because
therealLordD asked about 5 years ago:
did you check on the blood moon last month?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i knew about it but unfortunately it was cloudy here. 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Have you ever eaten Avocado with Clarins double serum spread on it?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
no ! should I ?
therealLordD asked about 5 years ago:
can i manage your portfolio?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
you can try 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Your next choice is, shave your head completely or give up avocado and your electric flosser for a year?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
if its a choice, then i will pass it. its my choice do to so , isn t it? 
ShapesOfMel asked about 5 years ago:
Can anyone answer this?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
of course , dear 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
If you absolutely had to choose between guacamole and your electric flosser, which would you give up?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
i would give up on guacamole. cause i can eat the avocado by it self anyway :D
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
Will you ever confess your deep and profound love of cricket?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
Never! its too deep and profound to find it somewhere inside me ! 
Count_Ian asked about 5 years ago:
If you had Brun tied to a chair, muzzled for your safety of course, where would you use your jet wash first?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
on my teeth , always . i wouldn t waste it on him !!! 
therealLordD asked about 5 years ago:
what kind of oil for the oil show?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
what kind would you like?
therealLordD asked about 5 years ago:
is it true you are immaculate?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
of course. not a single spot on my 
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
What is/are your obsession/s? )))))))
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
clarins double serum , avocado and water flosser. no particulary order 
therealLordD asked about 5 years ago:
are you really who you say you are?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
of course. i can also be who you want me to be . just close your eyes .. 
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
How many candles will be on your bday cake?
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
if there will be a cake  , I will let you be the one counting the candles on it ! 
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
omg is that the time already hahaha
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
the time has come 
Mels_Ninja asked about 5 years ago:
Do you have the time please? )))
ShapesOfMel answered about 5 years ago:
I do . :)