Ello my Branson Babes. My BBs. My little plastic pellets. It’s your favorite goofball Holly. But you can call me Holl xD
Ever since I was young, I was an annoying, hyper active goofball. And that has translated into my adulthood.
I make a lot of pop culture references. And I say that I am not stereotypical but the most common phrase I use is, “the most Asian thing about me is....”
As most of you know, my day job is not camming. I am a server. Yeah I know. Totally cliche. Got to college they said. It’d be fun they said. Get you a job they said. NO SIR! I am 100k in debt for a FRIGGING SOCIOLOGY DEGREE.
Not smart. Well I hated school. I finished two years early thanks to summer courses and a BIG thanks to my parents for sending me to private school. With out you, I wouldn’t have graduated high school a whole year early. Annnnyyyywayyy.
So now I’m a server with a concentration in attachment theory. I’ve been in the restaurant industry since I was 14. I love it. I hate it. I like the money, so I stay.
I am the biggest hypocrite you know because I sell beef as my favorite item on the menu but I am FRIGGIN VEGAN. Well, I eat locally farm raised eggs. Suck my dick you vegan activists. I know it’s wrong but it feels so right (insert heart face).
Yeah so besides being a health nut, I also like to pick heavy objects up and put them back down. AKA weightlifting. I got a lot of anger pent up in this lil body and it helps to channel it into the weights.
Ok so have fun. I hope you can vibe with me. If you can’t, in your defense, many cannot. So don’t feel bad. I won’t taje it personally.
Xoxo Holl
Ever since I was young, I was an annoying, hyper active goofball. And that has translated into my adulthood.
I make a lot of pop culture references. And I say that I am not stereotypical but the most common phrase I use is, “the most Asian thing about me is....”
As most of you know, my day job is not camming. I am a server. Yeah I know. Totally cliche. Got to college they said. It’d be fun they said. Get you a job they said. NO SIR! I am 100k in debt for a FRIGGING SOCIOLOGY DEGREE.
Not smart. Well I hated school. I finished two years early thanks to summer courses and a BIG thanks to my parents for sending me to private school. With out you, I wouldn’t have graduated high school a whole year early. Annnnyyyywayyy.
So now I’m a server with a concentration in attachment theory. I’ve been in the restaurant industry since I was 14. I love it. I hate it. I like the money, so I stay.
I am the biggest hypocrite you know because I sell beef as my favorite item on the menu but I am FRIGGIN VEGAN. Well, I eat locally farm raised eggs. Suck my dick you vegan activists. I know it’s wrong but it feels so right (insert heart face).
Yeah so besides being a health nut, I also like to pick heavy objects up and put them back down. AKA weightlifting. I got a lot of anger pent up in this lil body and it helps to channel it into the weights.
Ok so have fun. I hope you can vibe with me. If you can’t, in your defense, many cannot. So don’t feel bad. I won’t taje it personally.
Xoxo Holl
