My sugar daddies who are from heaven, hallowed be thy names. Your kingdom will cum, adding me to wills shall be done, and I’ll prosper on earth as you go to heaven. Give me today my daily bread, and spank me for my debts, then forgive the student loans that have me indebted. I will lead you directly into temptation, and I will deliver the sloppiest of virtual toppy. For your kingdom is my sexual paradise and you have all the daddy power. Amen.